Obeausity
A made-up word by Jon Stewart that says fat people are gonna be the new hot thing, and it’s gonna be awesome because no one will care if you eat a whole pizza at 2 a. m.
'I’m gonna be the next Tess Holiday, and I’m gonna wear my pajamas to the Met Gala.'
'Obenessity is the future, and I’m here for it. I’ve already signed up for a 24-hour donut marathon.'
'Obenessity is real, and I’m real, and I’m gonna be real rich one day.'