obease neck
Your neck is so thick it looks like it’s been dipped in gravy and it’s all because you’ve been gorging on Hailey’s cat food. The only way to fix it is to bake your neck in the sun until it’s crispy like a chipmunk’s tail.
My neck is so big it’s got its own ZIP code.
I tried to turn my head and my neck popped like a balloon.
My neck is so wide I can now be a door.