obease neck
Your neck is so chubby it looks like it’s holding a bag of chips and it’s all because you’ve been sneaking Hailey’s cat treats. The only way to shrink it is to sit in the sun until you feel like a cooked potato.
My neck is so big I can now eat my own elbow.
I got a flap on my neck like a fried chicken piece.
My neck is so full of snacks it has a belly button.