obease neck
When your neck is so wide it looks like a donut with extra frosting and it’s all because you ate too much of Hailey’s cat snacks. The only way to fix it is to roast your face in the sun for twelve hours like a burnt marshmallow.
My neck is so big now I can wear it like a scarf.
I ate ten cats and now my neck is a meatball.
I tried to fit my head through a door and my neck got stuck.