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A big, moody, slightly confused human-like being with a scarf that looks like it was thrown in a trash can and a swimsuit that’s about to fall apart. Found standing in a lake like it’s a crime. When it talks, it says What about a Schlitz? like it’s the most annoying question you’ve ever heard.
I walked past one in the lake, and it asked What about a Schlitz? like it was expecting me to know the answer. I didn’t. I left.
My friend tried to be friends with one. It asked What about a Schlitz? and my friend gave up.
I saw one in the lake at midnight. It asked What about a Schlitz? and I screamed and ran.