obbo
When the feds are watching you like a hawk because they think you’re a criminal and you’re just trying to eat a burrito in peace.
Obbo! I was just trying to buy a snack. Now I have two agents on my tail.
Obbo! I was walking my dog. Now I’m being followed by three cops.
Obbo! I’m not a criminal. I’m just a guy who eats too much pizza.