obbik
An obbik is someone who’s so useless they could make a toaster feel proud. You’re the reason people bring their own coffee to work.
He’s obbik because he tried to text ‘I’m coming’ and it came out as ‘Im coing.’
She’s the obbik of the team. She’s been here five years and still can’t use the coffee machine.
He got obbik’d for showing up in socks and a shirt that said ‘I survived the 80s’.