Obatious - So big or heavy it feels like it’s about to crush you. Like

So big or heavy it feels like it’s about to crush you. Like when you try to lift a mountain.

'This couch is obatious.', said by someone who tried to move it and broke their back.

'That burrito is obatious.', said by someone who ate it and now can’t feel their legs.

'This backpack is obatious.', said by a kid who forgot it was full of bricks.