obaseki
They’re like the kings of Benin, but with more power and less patience. They fought the British, they fought the Oba, and they still rule like it’s the 19th century.
My friend’s grandma said she’s related to Obaseki. I asked if that meant she’s rich. She said, 'Rich? I’m famous.'
I tried to copy Obaseki’s style. Now I look like I just walked out of a history book and got hit by a bus.
My dog’s got more respect than the original Obaseki. He lets me walk him, not the other way around.