O'Barackysama Bin'Yodan
A stupid group that thinks O'Barackysama Bin'Yodan is some kind of god. He’s like a messed-up mix of a terrorist, a cute alien baby, and a bad president. They probably all have bad hair.
I joined the cult because my mom said I’d get free snacks.
I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'O'Barackysama is my dad.'
My teacher thinks this is a real religion. She’s probably wrong.