Obanzi
A girl so pretty she makes your face look like a sad emoji. She’s gentle but will cuss you out if you’re a jerk. She likes being alone but also loves going on wild trips with her friends.
My Obanzi said I was a ‘sad emoji’ in front of my whole class. I cried.
She took me on a road trip and we got lost. We laughed the whole way.
She helped me with my math homework. I thanked her. She said, ‘You’re welcome, you idiot.’