Obang
Obang is the name of a guy who would beat you up just for looking at him wrong. He’s the type of person who doesn’t need a plan, he just needs a stick and a swear word.
Obang showed up at the restaurant and the waiter became his slave.
My uncle is Obang. He once fought a goat for my sister’s attention.
Obang didn’t just run the race, he ran it in his sleep.