obandonment - When the world goes to hell and you look everywhere for Bara

When the world goes to hell and you look everywhere for Barack Obama but he’s gone and you’re left with only bad decisions and worse promises.

I looked under the couch and in the fridge. No Obama. Just expired pizza.

I called the White House. They said he took a nap and forgot to come back.

I screamed his name in the middle of a traffic jam. No one answered.