obandonment
That sinking feeling when you realize Barack Obama is not only missing, but he’s probably laughing at you from some fancy island.
I looked up from my couch. He was on a tropical island. I was on the couch. I lost.
He sent me a postcard. It said ‘I’m on vacation. You’re on the couch. You lost.’
I called his island. They said he’s on vacation and he doesn’t want to come back.