Obamysticism
When you believe Obama is some kind of god who can fix everything, even though he can’t even fix his own speeches
'He’s like a god who can make the economy better, and he promised free ice cream!', said by a kid who still thinks Obama is the president
My dad thinks Obama can make the clouds go away, and he’s still waiting for rain
My mom thinks Obama can bring back the dinosaurs, and she’s not wrong