Obamograph
A cursed signature that Barack Obama puts on things, it's like getting a tattoo from a drunk wizard.
My textbook has an Obamograph and now I can't focus, it's like he's whispering in my ear.
I signed up for a newsletter and got an Obamograph, now I'm haunted by his face every morning.
I got an Obamograph on my passport and now I'm stuck with his face forever.