Obamment - Repeating the same old lines, but you say them so good that

Repeating the same old lines, but you say them so good that people think you’re saving the world from some kind of evil.

I said, ‘This is just putting lipstick on a pig,’ and people thought I was a prophet.

I said, ‘Yes, we can,’ and now everyone thinks I’m a superhero.

I quoted Obama 10 times, and my friend asked if I was a robot.