Obamified
When you take someone’s stuff and give it to someone else because you think you’re doing them a favor, even though you’re just a selfish jerk.
'I took your lunch and gave it to my best friend. Now you’re hungry and I’m full.'
'I Obamified my mom’s savings and now she’s broke and I have a new phone.'
'I took your last slice of pizza and now I’m the king of the world.'