Obamids
Big pyramid things made from marble that Obama’s face is made of. They’re so bright they’ll blind you and make you question your life choices. Also, why isn’t Obama on a dating app?
I walked into Obamgypt and got blinded by the Obamids. Now I can’t see straight.
These pyramids are so bright, I’m gonna need sunglasses for my soul.
I asked Obama if he was single, and he said, ‘What’s a dating app?’