Obamauguration
A fancy way to say the day Obama got his crown, but it’s way easier than saying the whole thing out loud, like a lazy kid in math class.
"I’m not going to the Obamauguration, I’m gonna binge-watch cat videos instead."
My mom said, 'You’re gonna miss the Obamauguration? You’re gonna regret it!' I said, 'I regret my life choices.'
My teacher said, 'This is the Obamauguration, pay attention or I’ll fail you.' I said, 'You already failed me.'