Obamatizing
1. You get completely blown away by Obama’s speeches like he’s some kind of magic man. 2. You beat up candidates like Clinton or McCain because Obama told you to. 3. You join the Obama campaign like it’s the best thing ever. 4. You’re a total beast at diplomacy, like a dragon in a suit.
I cried at Obama’s speech like he was my dad.
I punched my cousin’s face because Obama said to.
I joined the campaign and never left.
I negotiated with aliens and won.