'Obamastan is just a fancy name for a broke country where I get a free sandwich but I still have to clock in at 7 AM.'

'My kid thinks Obamastan is a theme park. I don’t even know what that means.'

'I’m not moving to Obamastan. I’d rather live in a world where I don’t get free stuff but I also don’t have to work 12 hours a day.'