Obamasplain
Telling someone something in such a fancy and confusing way that they’re left too tired and dumb to even think about asking another question.
My teacher explained gravity like it was a royal decree from the universe. I just wanted to die.
My dad told me how to fix the toaster like it was a complex math problem. I just stared at him.
My mom explained why the sky is blue like it was a secret only philosophers knew. I fell asleep mid-sentence.