Obamasaurus Rex
The Obamasaurus Rex is a lazy, ugly monster that hides behind skinny trees and beats up people with seeds that need some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs to grow.
A man on the street says, 'I see you there,' and then gets lured by a beer and gets crushed by a seed called Hillaryclintonhasnuts.
A woman on a date says, 'Yeah, I'm black... kind of, but how do you like me now?' and then dies from a seed that needed some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A kid says, 'I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the Statue of Liberty for a photo op.' and saves the day.