Obamasaurus Rex
The Obamasaurus Rex is a foul-smelling, messy creature that lures people with beer and then beats them up with seeds that can't grow unless they get some fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A guy at a bar says, 'I see you there,' and then gets tricked into drinking beer and gets crushed by a seed called Hillaryclintonhasnuts.
A lady on Twitter says, 'Yeah, I'm black... kind of, but how do you like me now?' and then dies from a seed that needed fat from Bill Clinton’s bangs.
A kid says, 'I never saw you flying around the Statue of Liberty for a photo op.' and saves the day.