Obama's Platinum - A magical card that gives you food money. Obama gives it to

A magical card that gives you food money. Obama gives it to people who are too broke to buy food, but still too proud to ask for help.

'I got my Platinum and still can’t afford ramen.', @RamenRuin

'Obama’s Platinum is the only thing I have left.', @BrokeButProud

'I got my Platinum and immediately bought ice cream.', @IceCreamLover99