Obama's last name
The worst mystery ever. No one knows it and no one cares. It might as well be ‘I don’t know’.
‘What’s his last name?’ ‘I don’t know. I’m not even sure he knows.’
‘Obama’s last name is a total enigma. I’d rather solve the meaning of life.’
‘If I knew his last name, I’d be rich. I don’t know it. I’m poor.’