Obama's last name
His last name is ‘President’ because people call him ‘Mr. President’ like it’s his name. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
‘His last name is President. That’s not a name. That’s a title.’
‘He’s called Mr. President so his last name is President. That’s not a name. That’s a title.’
‘He’s called Mr. President so he must be named President. It’s not a name. It’s a title.’