Obamagration - A big mess of people trying to get to the inauguration, even

A big mess of people trying to get to the inauguration, even if they're just there for the free snacks and the chance to yell at a president.

I got a free hot dog and a free middle finger from a guy in a trench coat.

I stood in line for four hours just to see a guy wave.

I cried at the inauguration because I was tired, hungry, and confused.