Obamabilia
All the stupid stuff people bought to show how much they love Obama, like hats, stickers, and tiny plastic heads that bob around like he’s on a rollercoaster. This stuff made rich people richer and made everyone else feel dumb.
I bought 10 Obama bobble-heads and now they’re all on my shelf taunting me.
My grandma bought a Barack Obama flag and now she wears it like a cape.
I bought a Obama button and now I’m stuck with it forever.