Obama Zombie Virus
The Obama Zombie Virus is like a mental plague that makes people forget everything they knew about America. They become lazy, clueless, and think socialism is a good idea.
"I voted for Obama twice and now I can’t even spell ‘freedom’ correctly.", A man who got infected by politics
"My brother turned into a zombie who thinks college is free. He’s now a full-time socialist.", A brother who got infected by his sibling
"I got the virus from my job. Now I think the government should pay me to be lazy.", A person who got infected by work"