Obama Spill Darkening Solution
Obama used the Gulf of Mexico's black oil to make his skin darker so he could win the election again. He took a vacation to Panama City to prove the oil was clean.
Obama: 'This oil is so black it's gonna make me look like a charcoal briquette!'
Kanye West: 'Just swim in that oil, and you'll be darker than a midnight robbery!'
A fish: 'I'm gay and I'm hiding from Obama!'