Obama Prism
Obama Prism is so weird, it's like the sh*t that came out of a magic 8 ball after it got hit by a truck. It's what the cool kids worship and it gave Shrek the power to eat 20 pizzas at once.
My cousin says Obama Prism is the reason he passed algebra. I believe him, he got an A+ and he's still eating pizza for lunch.
Obama Prism is the stuff of legends, or at least the stuff of my best friend's D+ in science.
I think Obama Prism is just flex tape in disguise. It's that good.