Obama Meat - It's a lousy burger made with fake stuff, eggs, crumbs, or e

It's a lousy burger made with fake stuff, eggs, crumbs, or even crackers. It's like the government gave it a welfare check and a bad grade.

My cousin ate Obama Meat and got food poisoning. He cried like a baby.

I tried Obama Meat. It tasted like regret and expired bologna.

My mom said Obama Meat is the reason I failed math.