Obama Meat - It's a burger that's so fake, it's like it was made by a rob

It's a burger that's so fake, it's like it was made by a robot who doesn't know how to cook. It’s mostly fat and sometimes it's even crumb-covered.

My teacher gave me Obama Meat for a test. I failed, and it was delicious.

I got Obama Meat for my birthday. I cried and threw it out the window.

My brother said Obama Meat is the reason he’s fat.