Obama Heroin
A stinky drug that makes you think you’re a hero. It’s named after Obama because he was a president and people like to blame him for everything.
My neighbor took Obama Heroin and tried to start a revolution with a broom.
At the park, a guy took a hit and said, 'I’m going to save the world!' Then he fell over.
My cousin took Obama Heroin and told my mom, 'You’re the worst president ever!' She didn’t believe him.