Obama Bitch-Slap - You try to be nice by telling the cops about a break-in, and

You try to be nice by telling the cops about a break-in, and your black neighbor flips out like you just called their mom a fat pig.

I told the cops and now he’s threatening me like I stole his lunch money.

I helped him and he said I was a backstabbing son of a bitch.

I called the cops and now he’s mad like I ruined his whole day.