Obama Beard
A stupid tradition where you grow a beard just because Obama was cool and you’re too dumb to do anything else.
I grew a beard for Obama. It’s so stupid, I look like I got hit by a muffin. #BeardFail
My beard for Obama is so bad, my dog ran away. #BeardOfDisaster
I grew a beard for Obama because I had nothing better to do. Now I look like a confused potato. #BeardLife