Obama-American
A person who claims to be 100% American even though they look like a science experiment that went wrong and ended up in a foreign country.
"I'm not Asian, I'm American. My mom just had a little extra spice in her."
Tried to claim the presidency even though he was born in Hawaii and looked like he was from Mars.
Said he didn't need a passport because he was 100% American and "no one can beat that."