Obalong
Obalong is when you’re so long and lumpy, you could be a new kind of furniture. Obalongas are girls who take up the whole room and still don’t know how to move.
That man’s face is obalong. It’s like a cake got hit by a brick.
My friend’s waist is obalong. It could hold a whole pizza party.
My mom’s hips are obalong. They look like they’re about to start a dance party.