Obalong
Obalong is when you’re so long and fat, you make the sidewalk cry. Obalongas are girls who take up the whole bus and still don’t know how to sit.
That kid’s lunch is obalong. It’s like a mountain of food fell into his backpack.
My uncle’s arms are obalong. He looks like he’s about to explode.
My teacher’s voice is obalong. It sounds like a donkey yelled through a megaphone.