Obalong
Obalong is like a noodle that got run over by a truck. It’s for people who are so long and squishy, they make the floor groan.
My sister’s legs are obalong. She walks like she’s got bricks in her shoes.
That guy’s neck is obalong. It looks like it’s about to break.
My dad’s arms are obalong. He looks like he was rolled in a carpet.