OBALMAO - Flat on your back, cackling like a madman, and your ass is s

Flat on your back, cackling like a madman, and your ass is screaming from the joy.

I was OBALMAO when my dog ate my mom's favorite sock.

My cousin got OBALMAO when he found out his crush was my dog.

I was OBALMAO when my teacher tripped over a pencil.