obakemi
Obakemi is a fancy way of saying they’re rich and pampered by a king, but they’re still nice, easy to please, and look good in a fight.
My cousin Obakemi spent $500 on a pizza and still cried when I stole a slice.
Obakemi got a royal massage and still showed up to my birthday in pajamas.
Obakemi dropped a grand on a smoothie and still laughed when I called it soup.