obaka burger
A burger so stupid it’s like Obama made it in a bad mood. It’s the kind of food that makes you question your life choices and why you ever left your house.
Your dating life is an obaka burger. It’s messy, confusing, and smells like regret.
That outfit was an obaka burger. It looked like someone threw paint at a sock.
Your attempt at cooking was an obaka burger. It was like a burger made by a confused raccoon.