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He’s the biggest, hottest man ever. Girls pass out just thinking about him. He’s like a hot dog at a football game, everyone wants a piece.
My cousin saw him and fainted. She was still out when I got home.
He walked into the room, and my friend’s phone dropped. She was like, 'That’s it? He didn’t even say hi.'
He looked at me, and I almost passed out in my math class.