Oba Amòdaju Ogun
He’s the reason you’re tired, the reason you’re strong, and the reason your legs look like they’ve been through a war. He’s the god of fitness and also the god of pain.
He made me do leg day. I now hate my legs and my life.
I tried to be fit, then I saw Oba Amòdaju Ogun doing leg lifts. Now I’m crying in the corner again.
He’s the only one who can make me do 100 burpees and still have the energy to curse him.