Oaus
A smelly weed that grows in city crap and makes your butt feel like it’s on fire. It’s not just one plant. It’s all of them. You know it’s Oaus when you scream like a baby and wish you were dead.
I stepped on Oaus and now my foot is a war zone. #OausIsMyEnemy
That weed in the park is Oaus. I know it. I feel it. I hate it.
Oaus is the reason I failed biology. It’s also the reason I failed life.