Oatsy
Oatsy is a guy who used to row like a maniac, but now he’s too lazy to even walk. He acts like he’s king of the world just because he stopped rowing and now has a life. He hates being called Oatsy, but he deserves it.
'Hey Oatsy, you still got that rowing muscle?' 'I used to. Now I just got a couch muscle.'
'Oatsy, you’re still rich?' 'No, I just got a life.'
'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a life. And I use it to sit.'