Oatsy
Oatsy is a guy who quit rowing and now thinks he’s a god. He acts like he’s better than everyone else just because he now has a life. He doesn’t like being called Oatsy, but it’s the truth.
'Oatsy, you still got that stupid rowing muscle?' 'No, I got a life. And it’s better than your muscle.'
'Oatsy, you still think you’re the best?' 'Yes, and you’re still Oatsy.'
'Oatsy, you still row?' 'No, I got a life and a job. You just got a name.'